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Lists & Spankings

Hi! Here’s a great post from a few years back I though you’d all like to see again…
It contains some great spankings and I liked this dilly list of differences between the sexes!

I don’ t often publish those sort of internet letters that you’re supposed to forward on and so on, I hate that chain mail mentality, but every now and then, my mate who sends me them has a little gems like this one (most of them are dull or even vaguely racist and I bin those straight away… however this one I liked… see any of yourself here, ladies and gents?)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

  • Take off clothes and place them in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
  • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Shave armpits and legs.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mould spots with Tile Cleaner.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom.
  • If you see partner along the way, shake your winkie at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Look at the size of your “winkie” and scratch your bum.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  • Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair.
  • Make a Shampoo Mohican.
  • Wee.
  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
  • Admire or cringe at your winkie’s size in mirror again.
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake your winkie at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on bed.

Now that’s something I’m sure many of us can relate to: I’m hoping that you will also relate to the next few updates I’m about to show you below, taken from NorthernSpanking.com – they have been remarkably busy with some outstanding new films recently, featuring great storylines, amazing spanking actresses like the talented Zille Defeu (who I have to say I’m falling for in a BIG way) but there is so much more here as you’ll see below, some stuff here they’ve kept… like a fine wine, and only now have released it, like the amazing pairing of Niki Flynn, who I also once had the “pleasure” chastising several years back for another network I rarely mention nowadays (pity… as their older stuff really wasn’t too bad but “re-edit” and “rehash after rehash” is tiresome to say the least…)  so as I was saying the pairing of Niki with Pandora Blake together worked really well… unlike the “chalk and cheese” approach to showering by men and women :)

The full length movie (all parts) starring Niki & Pandora is now available:

If these images have grabbed your attention, imagine the long play movie and umpteen galleries with equally alluring images like these available for members, I have to say thsi was one of the hottest spanking punishment films I’d seen pandora and Niki in and they looked perfect for each other, a great pairing! You can of course view MORE HERE

As I said, seeing Zille Defeau with the added bonus of spanking and being spanked by (teen) Bailey Sullivan in their “What happens in Vegas…” movie takes a twisted turn (as I had hoped) when mobster Marcus Black has had enough of humiliating the girls and decides to punish them himself (who wouldn’t?) and so cue the scenes for the movie to take a dark turn with heavy strapping and caning scenes to make the girls pay for their casino losses! (This is a rather good movie, I might add!)

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In the following images and free clip I have for you (below) you will see a stunning girl called Sophie who I have not seen anywhere else and it appears she is excluisve to GirlsSpankedhard.com – I wasn’t always a fan of this site at the beginning but as the girls have become far more beautiful and, in many cases excluisve like Sophie… it’s impossible NOT to like this site and some of the punishments carried out are watchable again and again… trust me, I should know… can you wear out .wmv files? (LOL)

As you’ll have seen from this amazing short free movie clip, Sophie’s beauty and reactions make her extremely addictive viewing! I have seen all her many films at this site and can DEFINITELY recommend it, this girl is so SO HOT!

Another girl who can take a severe punishment (& it so happens this is another paddling) is Lila – found mainly at RealSpankings.com – this is one of Lila’s earliest appearances when she had very long hair (you’ll know that currently her hair is cropped and has a blue dyed tuft in it) – It’s kind of cute to see her with this long hair, looking captivating in her cheer girl outfit getting a nasty punishment at the hands (& paddle) of Mr M. in this detention punishment!

Images below are screen grabs with a special free clip taken from the movie

You can see more of similar punishments like Lila’s HERE!

Finally, another old classic thanks to Clare Fonda’s excellent site Spankedcallgirls.com – & as I rummaged through the archives I came across this beautiful pair of clare’s girls… Kacy and red haired Vixen… OMG! Momma Clare is a mean bitch who makes redhead Vixen spank and punish Kacy as she is displeased with them both… however, when Clare is out of the room, Vixen feels sorry for her friend and they make out (deliciously… I love girl on girl playfun!) but alert Vixen hears Clare coming back and they quickly assume the OTK spanking psoition and as you’ll see from the images and free clip… it’s a fun but very naughty movie that is a joy to show you hidden away deep in the archives of SpankedCallgirls.com – Enjoy!

Full movies and lots of slutty girl/girl spankings and naughtiness on display HERE!

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Posts to reflect on while I am away: #2

As I am away and don’t actually have time to think up new posts at all my blogs, I shall be using my Twitter Account (sign up and you can see my tweets) with news updates and images or putting up some latest news updates on my main blog SPANKINGBLOGG – however, if you’re here, why not check out these from the Teen Discipline Blog archives I have chosen for you! Hope you like these… I most certainly enjoyed writing about them at the time… and this first one is apt since I shall be meeting Sarah in around 40 hours! #YAY! Do I sound excited? LOL

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OK, I certainly haven’t been ignoring this wonderful long play series that is refreshing to view… far from it, I have been following the story unfold, but I thought I’d better get this update out unless I get lazy and realize that covering this epic will take too much of my time. OK, so I’m sure you’ll know that this is one of the latest long play movies from the mad folk of NORTHERNSPANKING and they really have surpassed themselves this time. Check out the intro clip, you don’t have to click on these if you may have seen these advertised elsewhere but if you haven’t seen these, then it’s a bit of fun and sets the tone for today’s fun update!

The intro of the girl band and expected worldwide adulation… (or not)

Hmm, you just know that this is going to end in tears, eh? :D

So who are these girls plucked from obscurity? Who indeed!
HERE IS THE PROMOTIONAL BLURB THAT EXPLAINS THE SPANKUMENTARY!

“A fly-on-the-wall documentary, following the fate of three girls, plucked from obscurity, on their sometimes painful road to stardom, and becoming the biggest girl band on the planet! Former chav and graffiti artist Amy, Leia-Ann – a glamour model turned actress and Nicole – just out of school, are moulded into Hot Fuzz by their disciplinarian mentor, Andi Switch.”

“Publicity is what they need but it could also be their downfall
it will certainly be the cause of their most painful thrashing!!”

So, as I type this… their debut single “Shakey Ass” has ripped up through the spanking charts, pop pickers! I also have 5 conveniently cut short clips of this story so far in actual playback quality as the spankumentary follows the antics of the girls, Amy, Leia-Ann, Nicole and their band manager, Andi! (pictured with her back to us far left – no doubt ashamed of these wannabes antics and itching to thrash some sense into them!)

If you haven’t seen or heard the single (heh heh you’re in for a treat, um, I think) then click on the Flash vid below, they are better than cats screeching or the Spice Girls, I promise (kind of) ;)

OK, so now down to business, what the hell is this all about? NorthernSpanking have this “spankumentary” film following the girls around as they take on London and the world… as you’ll have seen from the promo blurb – what you will see you may find unbelievable, can these brats actually be moulded into a top girl band? Well, you’ll get to meet the girls, get to know them, especially Leia-Ann “I’m not a lesbian” Woods (hmm, what are you doing with fresh faced Nicole, eh?) and you’ll get to see Andi get a spanking and paddling too as well as Amy trying to take over the band, there’s always a gobby one… and as you’ll discover, she’s the one alright!… it’s simply a feast of the spanko senses as you’ll see from the free clips and images that I hope Paul & co don’t string me up for, but I think you’ll DEFINITELY get the idea of what this is all about! Check out the actual clips and images and enjoy the spanking ride courtesy of the good folk at NorthernSpanking.com

   

Yes, there be “Daisy Dukes” aplenty, and lots of girlband girlie wear as you’d expect, and my favouite – bare bottom thrashings you wouldn’t get on the BBC! *Yum!* Check out the 1st couple of clips below that show you what is going on with the girlband…

CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE FREE CLIP 1 – CLICK HERE TO PLAY THE FREE CLIP 2

  

Leia senses an opportunity, Andi shows the girls the moves required in the latest choreographed session and the girls try to understand what the hell they are supposed to be doing! Clever minxes, aren’t they?

CLICK HERE TO SEE THE NEXT FREE SPANKUMENTARY CLIP


Amy discovers the joys of Jack on the Rocks! (shouldn’t you be practicing?)

Andi takes no nonsense off these girls when they bicker and are unable to do the simplest of dance routines together so it’s no surprise these 3 bright sparks are soon taking turns over Andi’s knee, much to our viewing entertainment, of course! (they should’ve read the small print in their contract that gives andi full and any use of discipline as she sees fit!!!) *note to self: must remember that little wheeze!

  

Just to keep you up to date check out the 2 other clips I’ve made available of the girls progress and some choice thrashing images, I wish the manager of the Spice Girls had the same idea when they hit the scene in 1997, imagine sorting out a few of those uppity girls eh? I hope you enjoyed a little trip into the mad bad world of this latest Spankumentary that is quite an epic. I particularly enjoyed Lucy’s voice overs (when the girls are “dancing” Andi asks Leia on the right to move off the rug – Lucy quips “We can’t believe she said that either!”) Ahem…anyhoo, members can view the full movie scenes, of course and not just the cliplettes I had provided here (sorry they are Flash format) – I highly recommend it, lots of girl spankings, bitching and plenty of comedy moments to make this a spanktacular!

CLICK HERE FOR FREE CLIP 4 – CLICK HERE FOR FREE CLIP 5

  

CLICK HERE TO VIEW THE LONGER MOVIE CLIPS ONLY FROM NORTHERNSPANKING

Remember that there is a load more on offer with your membership from this fine site, check it out and see for yourself! Right, I’m off to practice my dance moves and hope that the girls have merchandise so I can blindly spend my hard earned pennies on these vacuous beauties, welcome to the world of POP! :D

Spanked Party Planners

I thought I’d devote this post to NorthernSpanking.com today in honour of their latest full HD film release called “The Party Planners” as it is an all girl affair which is rather hot… the 3 girls are Satine Spark, Jenna Jay and Masie Dee… girls we’ve all seen before but never together and brunette Jenna offset the blondes perfectly as they are spanked on either side of her as you’ll see later… who is the spanker? Well, it’s Nimue Allen who looks amazing getting to grips with these hot bottoms and she sure does appear to be enjoying her “work” – a good sign she knows what she wants and gets from punishing these hapless party reps!

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The Meeting doesn’t go well for the girls – as Miss Allen explains to them the consequences!

HD Film – Party Planners Punished

FEATURING: Masie Dee, Satine (aka Sally) Sparks, Jenna Jay & Nimue Allen
This films contains scenes of: OTK spanking, Spanking, Paddle, Sexual Content!

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The Area Manager for Bernie Winters adult parties has called three of her sales reps together to discuss why they are not meeting their sales targets on the sexy items the company are famed for selling. Nimue teaches the girls a few new sales techniques to wow their customer base.

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You can see EXACTLY the techniques used inside the member area with this full HD film now showing!