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Sad (but true) differences of the sexes!

I don’ t often publish those sort of internet letters that you’re supposed to forward on and so on, I hate that chain mail mentality, but every now and then, my mate who sends me them has a little gems like this one (most of them are dull or even vaguely racist and I bin those straight away… however this one I liked… see any of yourself here, ladies and gents?)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

  • Take off clothes and place them in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
  • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Shave armpits and legs.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mould spots with Tile Cleaner.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom.
  • If you see partner along the way, shake your winkie at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Look at the size of your “winkie” and scratch your bum.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  • Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair.
  • Make a Shampoo Mohican.
  • Wee.
  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
  • Admire or cringe at your winkie’s size in mirror again.
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake your winkie at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on bed.

Now that’s something I’m sure many of us can relate to: I’m hoping that you will also relate to the next few updates I’m about to show you below, taken from NorthernSpanking.com – they have been remarkably busy with some outstanding new films recently, featuring great storylines, amazing spanking actresses like the talented Zille Defeu (who I have to say I’m falling for in a BIG way) but there is so much more here as you’ll see below, some stuff here they’ve kept… like a fine wine, and only now have released it, like the amazing pairing of Niki Flynn, who I also once had the “pleasure” chastising several years back for another network I rarely mention nowadays (pity… as their older stuff really wasn’t too bad but “re-edit” and “rehash after rehash” is tiresome to say the least…)  so as I was saying the pairing of Niki with Pandora Blake together worked really well… unlike the “chalk and cheese” approach to showering by men and women 🙂

The full length movie (all parts) starring Niki & Pandora is now available:

If these images have grabbed your attention, imagine the long play movie and umpteen galleries with equally alluring images like these available for members, I have to say thsi was one of the hottest spanking punishment films I’d seen pandora and Niki in and they looked perfect for each other, a great pairing! You can of course view MORE HERE

As I said, seeing Zille Defeau with the added bonus of spanking and being spanked by (teen) Bailey Sullivan in their “What happens in Vegas…” movie takes a twisted turn (as I had hoped) when mobster Marcus Black has had enough of humiliating the girls and decides to punish them himself (who wouldn’t?) and so cue the scenes for the movie to take a dark turn with heavy strapping and caning scenes to make the girls pay for their casino losses! (This is a rather good movie, I might add!)

Northern Spanking

In the following images and free clip I have for you (below) you will see a stunning girl called Sophie who I have not seen anywhere else and it appears she is excluisve to GirlsSpankedhard.com – I wasn’t always a fan of this site at the beginning but as the girls have become far more beautiful and, in many cases excluisve like Sophie… it’s impossible NOT to like this site and some of the punishments carried out are watchable again and again… trust me, I should know… can you wear out .wmv files? (LOL)

As you’ll have seen from this amazing short free movie clip, Sophie’s beauty and reactions make her extremely addictive viewing! I have seen all her many films at this site and can DEFINITELY recommend it, this girl is so SO HOT!

Another girl who can take a severe punishment (& it so happens this is another paddling) is Lila – found mainly at RealSpankings.com – this is one of Lila’s earliest appearances when she had very long hair (you’ll know that currently her hair is cropped and has a blue dyed tuft in it) – It’s kind of cute to see her with this long hair, looking captivating in her cheer girl outfit getting a nasty punishment at the hands (& paddle) of Mr M. in this detention punishment!

Images below are screen grabs with a special free clip taken from the movie

You can see more of similar punishments like Lila’s HERE!

Finally, another old classic thanks to Clare Fonda’s excellent site Spankedcallgirls.com – & as I rummaged through the archives I came across this beautiful pair of clare’s girls… Kacy and red haired Vixen… OMG! Momma Clare is a mean bitch who makes redhead Vixen spank and punish Kacy as she is displeased with them both… however, when Clare is out of the room, Vixen feels sorry for her friend and they make out (deliciously… I love girl on girl playfun!) but alert Vixen hears Clare coming back and they quickly assume the OTK spanking psoition and as you’ll see from the images and free clip… it’s a fun but very naughty movie that is a joy to show you hidden away deep in the archives of SpankedCallgirls.com – Enjoy!

Full movies and lots of slutty girl/girl spankings and naughtiness on display HERE!

Spanked callgirls

Something a little more severe!

In case you hadn’t realized this, Mood-Pictures are back (and have been for sometime) and they have a shiny new very navigable website with new options on how to view or download some of their finest (and most severe) films. There is the most popular membership option, giving you the choice of downloading their films at the best possible price – but there is also the possibility of downloading some of their films as one offs.

I had wanted to view the film I am about to feature below for some time and eventually took up a membership to Mood-Pictures.com – Now I have to admit that I’m not the most avid fan of some of their work as it is a little too severe and brutal at times for me… however… there is still a lot between the brutality that makes their films so very watchable… they are all long play movies with austere settings, some amazing East European girls and of course very real tears coming from the severity of the various punishments either by cane or whip! Anyway, please find below some scene images and the description of this film which has always captured my attention… and this is one evil mother of an F/F film… the evil that women do to each other…

This is the image that ALWAY attracted me to this movie, it’s a striking scene, eh?

“Unquestioning Obedience” is the first high-definition movie by Mood Pictures. Those that enjoy this sort of movie can now view the extreme beatings which the company had become famous for at a HD resolution size of 1280 x 720 (the downloadable WMV file of this long play movie is nearly 3Gb in size!) The Hungarian film makers had assembled an impressively attractive cast of victims for their 1st HD film – this was first aired in 2009. Half a dozen models get thrashed, 4 with the cane & 2 with a single tail whip. This film also featured the return at the time of previous Mood stalwart Angie Vicious & she has since made several films alongside the familiar and sadistic Lady Jessica. You’d probably recognize her in hard core porn films, like so many Hungarians, she was a vanilla hard core porn star aka Yvette Balcano. I’m sure I’ve seen her top previously at Spanked-Cutie as well – anyone viewing this film will realize she is more than capable of severely punishing female submissives.

What’s the story brief then? This movie features a household, where the rich mistress (Angie) hires beautiful young girls for big salary. The only drawback is that for this huge salary the girls must give up all their rights during the contract period. (What European Human Rights Act? oops!) They are treated as slaves, they skivvy, they clean, they obey and are kept behind bars, and are punished severely if they make the slightest mistake… or just punished at will, the girls never know when the next punishment will happen! So this is the idea behind “Unquestioning Obedience”! Their only hope is to be promoted as a Stable Girl, the highest position amongst the ‘slave girls’. the added bonus is that the Stable Girls are authorized to whip the others when required!

the girls line up for another inspection and expected beating…

You see in the opening scenes how the girls are interviewed and signed up, with the contract and the introduction to the unique household.

While all action scenes are good, there is a whipping scene that usually I wouldn’t normally be fond of watching but as it stars blonde Suzie Muller, a genuine lifestyle submissive, unlike many of the girls that are usually employed in it for the money at Mood, this girl wanted and needed her hard strokes and this scene clearly shows this in the most intense scene of the film in the stable. Miss Muller and her stable mate are hollering and screaming their lungs out – which to be honest after a while I’d tire of… but their reactions made this compulsive viewing!!!

By Mood standards, this is not as severe as some as the girls here, Cassie and Suzie “only” took around 50 whip lashes and it certainly isn’t as gory as many films I have seen from Mood in the past which goes to show that you don’t have to beat the living crap out of the girls, I wish they’d do more of these films as the punishments are way harsher than most Western girls would ever dare take…

More submission training & skivvying duties with bare bottoms on display

You may remember Mood went “offline” for a while and this film went up before all that hoo-hah – well, it’s the one film I had always wanted to watch and now that I have – is it worth it? Damn right it is! From the scene of the dormitory bedroom burned in my mind with those chequered black and white floor tiles, austere beds and girls bent over bottoms stuck up in the air… I knew I had to watch this one day and now that I have and am looking at other mood films… I am appreciating some of their work at last. The HD quality and photography is of course superb, the girls are stunning… take this beauty below punished and caned severely as yet another example of what I mean!

For a free preview of this movie and the many more via a membership you can check out the instant play clip below (courtesy of Teen Spanking Tube) and check out the banner for the full listings of films and single pay per download or DVD options available!

 

Oops, forgot this back up too :)

Another recent piece I originally wrote myself, so only fair I get it back onto a blog hosted by me… waste not want not. & here is my original clip I cut and placed on the Teen Spanking Tube as well. Enjoy… I did writing up and researching the post, these things take time as any blogger will know… only fair I get a chance to air it myself than others who take credit for it and re-edit it with their own links FFS!

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*places soap box back in corner*

I managed to locate a few images taken directly from the archived movie inside the members area, this film represents an example of the sort of UK schoolgirl discipline films: harsh, humiliating and often severe at the hands of stern and experienced Masters or Head Mistresses. This is the sort of site that you get to see girls given the bare bottom discipline sadly lacking in today’s scholastic system – yes, some of us old ‘uns remember in our day, the terrifying swish of the cane or slipper as an effective behavioral modification tool!

The full film Sleepover with Sarah Collins can be viewed HERE

You might also want to check out these reminders of just how vast this site’s archives are spanning back many years with so many naughty girls bent over, bared and spanked! All images below lead to a specific free gallery.

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Ok, finally no more need to update or back up anything from where I was guest writing (obviously wouldn’t need to if my codes and links were untouched, but I guess I’m old fashioned like that, eh?). If you haven’t seen my latest update please go check out a mega promo site special at SpankingBlogg HERE

Have a great evening… Chief.