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Sad (but true) differences of the sexes!

I don’ t often publish those sort of internet letters that you’re supposed to forward on and so on, I hate that chain mail mentality, but every now and then, my mate who sends me them has a little gems like this one (most of them are dull or even vaguely racist and I bin those straight away… however this one I liked… see any of yourself here, ladies and gents?)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

  • Take off clothes and place them in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
  • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Shave armpits and legs.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mould spots with Tile Cleaner.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom.
  • If you see partner along the way, shake your winkie at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Look at the size of your “winkie” and scratch your bum.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  • Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair.
  • Make a Shampoo Mohican.
  • Wee.
  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
  • Admire or cringe at your winkie’s size in mirror again.
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake your winkie at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on bed.

Now that’s something I’m sure many of us can relate to: I’m hoping that you will also relate to the next few updates I’m about to show you below, taken from NorthernSpanking.com – they have been remarkably busy with some outstanding new films recently, featuring great storylines, amazing spanking actresses like the talented Zille Defeu (who I have to say I’m falling for in a BIG way) but there is so much more here as you’ll see below, some stuff here they’ve kept… like a fine wine, and only now have released it, like the amazing pairing of Niki Flynn, who I also once had the “pleasure” chastising several years back for another network I rarely mention nowadays (pity… as their older stuff really wasn’t too bad but “re-edit” and “rehash after rehash” is tiresome to say the least…)  so as I was saying the pairing of Niki with Pandora Blake together worked really well… unlike the “chalk and cheese” approach to showering by men and women 🙂

The full length movie (all parts) starring Niki & Pandora is now available:

If these images have grabbed your attention, imagine the long play movie and umpteen galleries with equally alluring images like these available for members, I have to say thsi was one of the hottest spanking punishment films I’d seen pandora and Niki in and they looked perfect for each other, a great pairing! You can of course view MORE HERE

As I said, seeing Zille Defeau with the added bonus of spanking and being spanked by (teen) Bailey Sullivan in their “What happens in Vegas…” movie takes a twisted turn (as I had hoped) when mobster Marcus Black has had enough of humiliating the girls and decides to punish them himself (who wouldn’t?) and so cue the scenes for the movie to take a dark turn with heavy strapping and caning scenes to make the girls pay for their casino losses! (This is a rather good movie, I might add!)

Northern Spanking

In the following images and free clip I have for you (below) you will see a stunning girl called Sophie who I have not seen anywhere else and it appears she is excluisve to GirlsSpankedhard.com – I wasn’t always a fan of this site at the beginning but as the girls have become far more beautiful and, in many cases excluisve like Sophie… it’s impossible NOT to like this site and some of the punishments carried out are watchable again and again… trust me, I should know… can you wear out .wmv files? (LOL)

As you’ll have seen from this amazing short free movie clip, Sophie’s beauty and reactions make her extremely addictive viewing! I have seen all her many films at this site and can DEFINITELY recommend it, this girl is so SO HOT!

Another girl who can take a severe punishment (& it so happens this is another paddling) is Lila – found mainly at RealSpankings.com – this is one of Lila’s earliest appearances when she had very long hair (you’ll know that currently her hair is cropped and has a blue dyed tuft in it) – It’s kind of cute to see her with this long hair, looking captivating in her cheer girl outfit getting a nasty punishment at the hands (& paddle) of Mr M. in this detention punishment!

Images below are screen grabs with a special free clip taken from the movie

You can see more of similar punishments like Lila’s HERE!

Finally, another old classic thanks to Clare Fonda’s excellent site Spankedcallgirls.com – & as I rummaged through the archives I came across this beautiful pair of clare’s girls… Kacy and red haired Vixen… OMG! Momma Clare is a mean bitch who makes redhead Vixen spank and punish Kacy as she is displeased with them both… however, when Clare is out of the room, Vixen feels sorry for her friend and they make out (deliciously… I love girl on girl playfun!) but alert Vixen hears Clare coming back and they quickly assume the OTK spanking psoition and as you’ll see from the images and free clip… it’s a fun but very naughty movie that is a joy to show you hidden away deep in the archives of SpankedCallgirls.com – Enjoy!

Full movies and lots of slutty girl/girl spankings and naughtiness on display HERE!

Spanked callgirls

Superb Spanking Updates & Images

Forgive me if you’ve seen this superb posting elsewhere, I was told I could guest write again at a certain blog only to be told I may now not (ho hum) so rather than waste this fantastic post that I spent an age researching and sourcing images and suchlike (any blogger will tell you that if you place some thought into your posts they take time, even a l’il ol’ promo piece like what you’re about to see!) Anyway, I decided to back it up here so you can see it as intended and I’ve added a couple of extra links to the Hi Res images!!! I won’t say anymore on the matter, so just enjoy this fabulous update I did a couple of days ago elsewhere.

FirmhandSpanking have the 2nd film of the newcomer Carey Brooks and I have immediately been smitten by her beautiful bubble butt that looks just so scrummy in those tight sexy panties… check out her 2nd Office Punishment at the well trained hands of Eric Strickman!

I did warn you that Carey has an amazing bubble butt, didn’t I? You can much much more of her and the ever present and popular girls that makes this site a “must see” at FirmHandSpanking such as Samantha Woodley, Alison Miller and Michaela McGowen alongside the fantastic new spanking talent like Adrienne Black and Annabelle Vanderwood (oh, Annabelle has a hot new film out this week too so check it out on the tour pages!)

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Since I am a little behind on catching up with the latest spankings and others have done this for me so I hope you don’t mind me bringing you a classic from around this time last year which makes visiting this blog more worthwhile!

It’s timeless anyway with the beautiful pouting bratty princess that is Amber “Pixie” Wells from Punishedbrats in what was probably one of my most memorable films I viewed from her last year! Absolutely stunning and sporting a tiny tattoo that Aunt Veronica spotted… well, Pixie sure got it… and got it good! If you’re not a member of this fine site you may not have seen some of these images as I’ve decided to show you some non promotional shots so all good things come to those that wait…

Pixie shows us why she is just so “more-ish” with that delighful tight firm bum given a good hard hairbrush punishment, she squela brats and squirms like no other and you can of course see this movie, along with 100′s more only from PunishedBrats.com

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Finally today from Triple A Spanking – AAAspanking.com I think I have brought you something no one else has shown which shows both Leia-Ann Woods and Pandora Blake in a really good long play schoolgirl movie that had these girls thrashed and thoroughly humiliated for an act of vandalism… something I’m all too aware of with blogging… and this felt apt in this 30+ minute film the girls are 1st questioned by an irate Headmistress, Miss Bradley, about how keyed the side of her Jag in the staff car park… the girls did it but keep lying until they are spanked and then under the threat of humiliating knickers down punishments, Pandora relents and admits it was her then explains they thought it was the pervy janitor’s car as he was always hanging around the girls changing rooms, catching a glimpse of their underwear… with his mop and bucket under the guise of various ”spillages”.

The janitor is none other than Paul Kennedy from Northern Spanking infamy making a guest appearance and this film has an amusing side and a great twist as the girls are placed on the chair by Miss Bradley and tharshed with a nasty hard wooden ruler then they suffer the ignomy of facing their “victim” the lecherous Mr Kennedy… who suspects there may be a spillage near the girls right now!

Pandora feels doubly humiliated when Miss Bradley invited the girls to apologize to Mr Kennedy, who then allows him to spank them… oh the shame of it, how their day had gone so badly!!! Below are a couple more images this time taken from the movie itself and there is a free clip I’ve found on the tour pages which shows a little of what I have described here as “Spillage” Kennedy has that particular honor in spanking the girls too! All in all, this is an excellent long play movie from the ever growing archives and schoolgirl section of AAAspanking!

Another superb HQ Image (below) taken from the film “Car Scratch” out now in full HD to download!

NEW Site AAAspanking.com

It’s a new year and a chance to check up on another new spanking site called AAAspanking.com (pronounced “Triple A Spanking”) which I think may interest a few of you as, according to the producers, they have “Triple A” rated spanking stars. I like the name, it’s kind of catchy and a clever take on the old AAA … AAAA … AAAAA listings we used to see in the Yellow Pages Phone Books for various trades eg) need a plumber? “Oh look… AAA Plumbing Services! They’ll do!” & they might just have got the job rather than going down the page to “Uncle Paulie’s Plumbing Solutions” and so on…

Site banner for AAAspanking – click below & it leads to an extensive 3 page tour

Or is AAA Spanking rather like the recent banking debacle of scumbag traders and bankers touting their infamous Triple AAA rated Gilts & Bonds before they all went tits up through sheer greed and deceit? Well, before I could rant on all day about those fellows, I don’t think our newbie friends at AAAspanking had this in mind but you’ll soon be able to see when I take a little closer look at what seems a really half decent site start up. Now this isn’t a full review as such, but since I was given access to check out the site I thought I’d show you as much as I can for now that gives you a good idea of what to expect! (& the site has barely been open a few days by all accounts) So… what girls are there, what are the stories and what sort of punishments are shown? l will just go through a few for now and if you haven’t already I do suggest you check out their tour pages HERE – as I see they currently have 2 full pages of free clips and an extensive storyline explanation to each with images which I also like.

In no particular order (so I’ll start from page 1 of the site at present)

This film caught my eye, it’s called “Spanking Twister” and stars Leia Ann Woods & Pandora Blake alongside Jean Bradley & Paul Kennedy (from Northern Spanking!) Now there’s a line up for starters! I won’t waffle on about the story as the description and clip does it very adequately, but lucky Paul gets a decent birthday present, Twister… but with a spanko twist and as the girls play out his moves (part of his present), the tension slowly builds in the film but I actually felt sorry for Pandora (without giving too much away) as she had perform all the more difficult manoeuvres – seemed Leia had the luck of the devil on her side, but of course, the girls do fail finally and are spanked over Paul’s knee and then whilst in various compromising positions on the gameboard!

  

  

So a colorful start and a nice idea, the movie is also around 20 minutes long which is pretty decent, as are many films here (I’d say the average from what I’ve downloaded is about 15-20 mins each , there’s a few shorter but there are also a few much longer films, I counted 2 so far that are 30 minutes each! & there are 20 odd films (all with extensive image galleries and there are also additional photo stories and HQ images which makes this an impressive start for a new site!) Oh God, this is becoming a review… LOL!


Above is a sample HQ Photo taken from the film “Red Bottoms at Breakfast”

I just wanted to point out that Leia and Pandora also starred in some films wearing pyjamas which I absolutely love seeing on girls! It’s that idea of having to either be woken up, or seeing a girl chastised in her nightwear whilst perhaps still a little bleary eyed and feeling a little more vulnerable to a spanking that I enjoy… usually pyjama bottoms offer little resistance to those administering the spanking and normally the naughty girls in question are not wearing underwear so spankings can be fast and effective!

   

2 examples I’ve seen (there are many more): Pandora and Leia are having breakfast and try to fob off to Miss Bradley that there is no more school but she knows they’re lying and soon has both girls over her knee, jammie bottoms down getting an early morning spanking before being told to get ready for school!


Another HQ Image (click to enlarge) taken from the movie “Wakey Wakey, Pandora!”

This film I really liked with Pandora dragged out of bed for refusing to get up and attend her dental appointment! It’s one of the shorter films I saw at around 7 minutes long (remember all these films are in HD quality and should playback on our nice flash 42″ screens no problem!) but with very little intro… this was rather a short sharp shock or reminder – the spanking scenes are fast and furious and there are some fantastic facial reactions as well as Pandora sporting a very real sore red bottom afterwards! (Oh and she still had to get up!) Video images from the movie are below:

  

OK, who else? I am sure you will all be aware of Jasmine Lau! She has always featured prominently in my blogs, mainly because she is adorable and has a very spankable bottom, of course! A very versatile girl, she really is into “The Scene” too, which I think this website brings across!


Jasmine introduces us to her spanko side!

It’s a site that wants to cater to those who like to see real spankings, believable girls, real spanking situations and of course some excellent banter with storylines that make many of the films very enjoyable to watch as well as fulfill our… ahem… spanking needs (I’m a simple man, they are fullfilling my voyeuristic needs!) as I fear there be a few “Trouser Arousal” ratings with some of these movies! Check out some images of Jasmine from the following movies I’ve seen so far!

  

  

& finally for now, Kami Robertson. (She was co-bottom with Jasmine in a couple above so it kind of seemed natural to stop with her before I prattle on and on…


HQ image of Kami having a pillow fight with Jasmine

As I said I am not favoring any model here today as there are plenty more along with the movies and I will feature these, you can be sure… but for now, the reason I chose Kami was because she hasn’t been seen online in anything new for over a year, maybe more! So it is great, really nice to see her back online and looking as amazing as when I have seen her at every other site I’ve shown her featured on! Kami takes an almighty belting in the film below which she got for breaking a priceless family heirloom whilst doing her chores dressed in her fetching maid’s outfit (which she looked great in)…

  

You’ll also see her give her partner in this domestic discipline movie a lot of stick for him being a geek wanting to watch his precious Sci-Fi DVDs (what she actually did in the storyline was sell the discs on eBay and leave the covers thinking he wouldn’t notice… hmmm! Cue a nice OTK spanking for Kami and a visual treat for us! bet she could have been “beamed up” instead… heh heh!

  

Wow! Kami’s face is priceless, eh? There’s plenty more including many other favorites from the UK spanking scene as well as future castings and new girls – the films are divided up into sub sections for easy reference too, like Domestic & workplace Discipline, Schoolgirl, Girl?Girl and Castings/1st Timers (though castings are light at the moment, I guess being a new site). If they keep to their promise of updating 3 times a week and also the low pricing (rebills are less than the initial sign up to under $20/month which is pretty fair considering they are European and pretty much screwed by the Dollar’s abysmal exchange rate (their longer term memberships are excellent value too!)

So all in all, I counted 21 movies, all with video image sets and many have HQ photo sets and stories too – there’s a new film update coming out this week in the member area news, it says: (a casting one with Emma Brown, another new model to this site) and I also liked the model profile they have in there which shows every film and image set the girls are located at as well as a brief description of each one which is a nice touch. If you’re still just looking at the images at the blog only, please do check out the site at the link HERE as you can download and view many preview clips which highlight the movies quite well and better explain what the site is about than I can prattling on! OK, it’s late here, so I’m off to beddy-byes… I just heard the missus grumbling, wondering what I’m doing up so late on my laptop… oops! Goodnight! Chief