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OMG! At last a spanking update here!!!

I am so so sorry for not posting here sooner, I had been dreadfully waylaid with other things in my life that I had only found time to post at my usual place of The SpankingBlogg but I will make amends today and post some new things including links to some galleries to help me today and give you far more than if I was to upload just a few images as it is on the same subject.

I had a mail the other day asking me if I knew anything about Headmaster Tom and what he’s been up to. I haven’t mailed him in some time but I was aware that he was about to replace Michael as Headmaster and resume his role again… he had been in the background but I guess was fed up with the complaints about Michael and what he was doing with the site so Tom came back in an amazing film and Michael got fired, in part due to the girls… and of course, ever since, the girls at the Boarding School have regretted the return of Tom with his trademark terrifying teutonic voice and rather capable hands… Welcome back to Herr Tom!

What you’ll see below is a series of events that Tom has quickly taken charge of, and the girls are all predictably tearful, and the members are very happy judging by the feedback… and now there’s the return of Maggy, she and Tom were amongst the best consistently highest rated films when they were together and this is one girl that could truly take one hell of a thrashing… and nothing has changed! Enjoy these galleries… they all celebrate the return of Tom’s control at Girls-Boarding-School.com




Don’t miss out on any of Tom’s latest films – You can see the full free previews HERE


Another girl I’m really starting to like at the moment is one very naughty thing by the name of Riley – punished consistently and often at the moment by Michael Masterson – here at the Institute she was given some pool privileges which she abused by sunbathing topless… her severe butt blistering strapping was followed by a spanking on her sore bottom when she failed to turn up for class after the 1st punishment – resting in the air conditioned room soothing her enflamed ass! Images below are taken directly from Riley’s most recent punishment films:







There are more punishments of Riley which can be be viewed HERE


Here’s something a little different from Bars-and-Stripes.com as I look back on a model I’m guessing has now retired (sadly) called Hannah Martin – she often took some quite severe spankings but really felt every stroke or swat and often complained making the punishments look very real (as they were!) – Here’s a girl that didn’t have to act if it hurt or not, her facial reactions and the way she’d try to avoid the punishment would be all the proof you’d need… below she is in the prison for drug offenses and the strip search in her cell reveals she isn’t learning, even behind bars… cue a much needed spanking and strapping! There’s some images and a freeview clip which Bars-and-Stripes used for a promotional purpose that I had somehow saved ages ago, so please enjoy… this says it all!




You can see much more of jailbird Hannah in this and other punishments carried out behind closed doors where no one can hear these inmates cries! CLICK HERE for more info



Finally don’t forget that there is a new way to view the following films and there’s more being added all the time as I aim to add smaller clips to make the films more affordable, all can be downloaded and kept as long as you want, no crappy streaming and the quality is great! The latest film out now is shown below:





Girls Like this should know better!

Another baking weekend in prospect here already… I’m loving it, even if my lawn is gasping already… but what I love more is the prospect of seeing naughty girls fully getting what they deserve! Recently you may have seen beautiful Chervana sunbathing in the nude, causing a distraction to Mike and his neighbors (I wouldn’t complain… but I am digressing), well she’s up to no good again in the home as you’ll see below: Stand by for more wicked “Schpannnkings” from Holland!

Gorgeous Chervana is in the shit again because she is just so lazy when she uses the kitchen and Mike has the appropriate items to sort her out, a hard nasty wooden spoon which will cause maximum impact, pain and lasting results on Chervana’s beautiful big bum!

This is what Mike had to say about his punishment of her!

When I was in Chervana’s kitchen I noticed a frying pan that was completely burned. When I asked Chervana about it, she confessed that she was frying a few eggs that morning and she was distracted and forgot about the pan.

You can imagine what happened. Almost a crisis! As it was a kitchen offence, a good spanking with a wooden spoon was well deserved and she soon was bending over a chair feeling the sting of the spoon explode across her bottom.

After the spanking I thought it appropriate to have her do her cornertime in the kitchen on her knees.

You can see all the real girls next door like Chervana punished at home at Real-Life-Spankings.com

Classic Spankings from my hard drive :)

Schoolgirls and forgetful girls are the order of the start of this week’s updates… and I have gone the extra distance to bring you something you might not ordinarily have seen… as well as news of a brand new update where possible today and such… so I hope this mix today will get you interested in coming back for more spanking goodness!


From the archives of SoundPunishment.com – they really do like to dress up their girls in the most authentic uniforms possible for naughty schoolgirls, and seeing Kali Redmond giving a very harsh slippering first thing in the morning… with the smell of breakfast coffee and freshly toasted English buttered crumpets (mmm) wafting up from downstairs… this girl’s day and week was off to an horrendous start! Check out the clip and images from it and you’ll gather why!

You can see the slippering scene of poor Kali (below) – he is really keen to ensure that her bottom stings as she rushes off for the school bus, isn’t he?


Another unrelenting authoritarian figure is Mike from Holland! His girls all know full well that he takes no crap off them when they mess up and I have been rather pre-occupied recently watching girls with rather generous bottoms recently getting a proper hand smacking and more that leaves them very sore and I am just mesmerized by the sight of a very jigglesome pair of warm red globes!!! Well, Amy fits this bill perfectly… I can see why Mike has filmed her a lot at Real Life Spankings and in the scene below Amy is given a nasty caning … to which Mike humorously refers to as “A different kettle of fish” – Indeed it is, as poor Amy winces when her bare bottom is given a thorough caning, leaving us in no doubt at the end that she won’t forget to pay her bills on time! This is taken from the archives of Real Life Spankings

& look who is there right now! Possibly one of my favorite girls that Mike has been lucky enough to spank recently… Chervana! If cute brunette girls getting spanked are your thing, she will get you hooked in a flash! I’m a Chervana addict! I will post some images of her soon, but feel it’s only fair that members get to see the full glory that is this amazing young thing! (below)


From something deep in my archives, I promised to remind and show you more of Sinn Sage and Chelsea Pfeiffer across my blogs, well, so you remember this at all? Now that the weather is finally turning for the good here, I am looking outdoors to wonder how I can entice girls into the woods and spank them where no one can hear their cries!!! Fear not, I remembered this classic from a couple of years back and as it had beautiful Sinn caught peeing on Chelsea’s property… this was begging for a nude, rude spanking movie to be made… and it was… and it is still one of my faves to this day! See why below!

Sinn thought no one was watching when she took a much needed pee and emptied her full bladder, gushing it out with great relief outdoors in the woods whilst she was hiking alone. But she had missed a poorly posted “NO TRESPASSING” sign and the owner of the property and woods, Chelsea, had been furiously watching it all – so she punished Sinn for violating her property with this “outrage”! As you can imagine, sexy Sinn was embarrassed to be caught peeing with her jeans and panties around her ankles, taken abruptly across Chelsea’s lap to be spanked.. and worse was to come! Chelsea began to enjoy “punishing” Sinn… parting her bright red bubble butt cheeks for a better look at her bare open pussy, spanking her harder and faster making Sinn squirm and her buttocks wobble as they turned a dark shade of crimson shame! A typically HOT F/F movie collaboration between Sinn and Chelsea as always and this movie does not disappoint!

Spanked in their Uniforms & MORE!

Seeing girls spanked in and out of various uniforms is always a fave little fetish of mine along with ensuring that said girls are attractive minxes that deserve said spankings and, as I always hope, much worse for their disgraceful behavior… well, one such site has been catering to this for almost a year and continues to update at a frightening pace making this a must see site from the Dutch “Schpannnking Meister”, Mike, from Holland! Spanked-in-Uniform.com

However first, I am sorry but … WARNING: I AM ABOUT TO DIGRESS BRIEFLY! OK,  I’m sure he’s not upset that Holland and Belgium will be out for the count in tomorrow’s World Cup bid for 2018, and now, it looks as if England’s bid is scuppered, we are the home of football (soccer), our country could host it tommorow with state of the art facilities, but I’m sure it will go to Russia (bribes and kickbacks anyone?) but I’m actually past caring as I actually hope deep down it DOES go to Russia or the Spanish/Portugeuse bid (which is ludicrous seeing as Spain hosted it in 1982… and England did so in 1966! and both those countries are virtually bankrupt…but I digress as usual). “So why don’t I care?” I hear you ask impatiently…well, the parasites that infest the boardroom at my football club, Plymouth Argyle, are simply property developing scum wanting to profit from building a stadium and facilities if England get the bid and they don’t care a jot about the playing side and name of our club, they have seriously disinvested on the playing side and in over 30 years of me foolishly following my beloved club, this team are by far the worst, most uninterested bunch of overpaid dross and journeymen to ever have shamed our famous green shirts – and my club is now on the brink of liquidation anyway, our fall from grace has been spectacular, seems they will go into Administration at the very least soon or be eound up on Dec 8th, stiffing those who invested in the “schpiel and schmooze” as well as the staff and players not being paid last month, it’s a damned disgrace and of course Administration hurts those foolish enough to be associated with the club at every level and I know damn well how that feels, it sucks BIG time and many will never recover! So come on Russia, force the scumbags out of my club when they see the England bid has failed! Oops, seems to be a soapbox rant again… sorry about that!

& now to the uniform updates – and what updates they are! Do you remember the new girl Chervana who was sent to the Birchrod Inn recently in her gorgeous maid’s outfit? Click the image below for a quick reminder, her update is towards the end of that post! (mmm!)

Wasn’t that simply stunning? Well, I have news for you, she is now in the familiar pink air hostess uniform of Air Europe and stars in the latest episode called “Nuts!” – and I can tell you’ll go “nuts” for her as I have when you check out some of the images below of her punishment at the hands of Mr Johnson!

In this episode Chervana explained what happened to her. It was a painful day for her bottom. She had a party so she decided to take a box of nuts from the airplane’s serving cabin but was caught. Mr Johnson gave her a good hard bare bottom spanking for that but worse was to come! That afternoon on a later flight she was working on, the little madam got hungry so she decided to take MORE nuts and was caught again by Mr Johnson who this time promptly marched her up to his office when the plane returned to base and gave her a sound OTK thrashing with the carpet beater like her dear mother used to give her. To make sure this pouting minx really had learnt her lesson he gave her six of the best with the cane and sent her packing where we could clearly see the damage done to Chervana’s booty-botty!





I am so looking forward to seeing MORE of Chervana very soon – CLICK HERE

As I’m focussing on this site, it would be rude of me not to mention that Ellen May Davis has now also appeared here getting her spankings so far as a police officer and a nurse which I can show you below, some great storylines and of course this girl can take quite a thrashing when required! As you’ll see below!



MIRANDA RIGHTS“You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can and will be used against you in a court of law. You have the right to speak to an attorney. If you cannot afford an attorney, one will be appointed to you. Do you understand these rights as they have been read to you?” (these are the accepted rights that police officers usually read out when arrests are made…fail to read someone their rights and they could get off on technicalities…)

The story of this South West Police station update above: PC Davis caught a young girl Monique drinking beer in public and arrested her. Back at the station she gave Monique the option either go to court and get fined, or get a spanking right there and then. Monique choose the latter and Ellen spanked her soundly. When the Superintendant found out and Ellen May and Monique were in his office, it became apparent that PC Davis forgot the “Miranda Rights” whilst arresting the girl so she was bent over the desk and while she recited the Rights, her bottom got soundly spanked with a long wooden stinging ruler. Monique was also told that her spanking was justified and never to drink in public again … or else!

Nurse fetishists will be happy to see Dr Johnson doing what he does best when not attending to his patients at the spanko hospital St Elizabeth’s! See some choice images from “Sassy Nurse” the latest uniform update at Spanked-In-Uniform.com



A new nurse Ellen May Davis from America joined the staff at St Elizabeth. During her first interview with Dr Johnson it became very clear that she was a very sassy young madam with a big mouth and a serious attitude problem! Dr Jonhson got so fed up with her that he promptly grabbed her and gave her a sound spanking. “This is NOT America!” he said!  The next day she was again sassy and dismissive to one of her patients so she was called into the office again when Dr Johnson had heard about it. He decided to give her a nasty birching, over the bed and in the diaper position since she was acting such a brat! Then, to learn humility, she was forced to stand in the hallway for a while, bottom bare, with the dreaded sign pinned on her back that we, and the patients all know and love to see!



From the same network run by Mike & his other fine half, Kelly, I thought I’d mention the latest updates from REAL LIFE SPANKINGS there as it stars one of my favorite Dutch lassies, a real gorgeous brat – the tempting Angel who just never learns and I think this is the third or 4th time she has come back to do a series of films, I really have the hots for this brat and she must be one of the most filmed girls at the site and with reason, as I love her Dutch accent when she speaks English and I love her look, which changes everytime she appears…but her bottom ALWAYS ends up red – which is VERY Reasassuring!!!




In the continuing return of Angel… here is what Mike described from this movie update (available to view in FULL) called “Hamburger Place Twice!”
“As you know Angel is working on her condition after her illness and she has to visit the gym twice a week and eat healthily. This went well for a while until she confessed that last week she had visited a well known hamburger place twice! Time for another sore red bottom so I laid the little madam over my left knee and strapped her over her panties. Then I told her to take down her panties and lay over the chair. Then I strapped her bare bottom soundly and I made her sit on her sore bare bottom for a few hours while we had a drink.”


STOP PRESS, ANOTHER Angel movie has just been released today! However, MEMBERS can view this now – I shall be catching up with this later (descritpion below)

By her own request Mike is now keeping a close eye on Angel when it comes to her gym visits, what food she eats etc. because she wants to get back in shape. (You’ll have seen what happened last time!) Then Mike found out that the little madam forgot to pay her gym fee so…. over his knee she went for a sound spanking! What a way to start December!!! 😀


Spankings from Holland!

I hope you enjoy this bumper update today from our Dutch Spank Meister, Mike from his 2 excellent sites! He has managed to entice many a Brit girl over to bend and take their punishment but today I’d like to focus on some many recent updates from both his sites that feature girls from his native Holland, for they are very naughty girls in much need of a damned hard “schpannking!” Apart from finding their accents a turn on, seeing these girls get their just desserts is a real treat and today I’ll start with Mike’s Real-Life-Spankings site where the trilogy of bad girl Julie, a well known naughty Dutch girl featured often at both his sites – here you’ll see her over 3 amazing film parts take a long suffering weekend of utter humiliation and spanking punishments in her training to be a better behaved young lady! (Good luck, Mike… you’ll need it!)

Julie gets it from the moment she wakes up late…. see more below



In part one Julie arrives and she has to change into her humiliating little girl punishment outfit. She is inspected, has to remove her make-up and her punishment weekend begins.The next morning she oversleeps and is pulled out of bed for her stinging
morning spanking. She then has to clean the kitchen but after putting 3 dirty mugs into the cupboard, she is bent over the dining room table and her bottom gets a sound spanking with a hard wooden spatula. She is then put into the corner for 1 hour!



In part two Julie gets her 6 stroke Saturday night bedtime caning and is followed by her Sunday morning spanking. Then she is taken out into the garden where she has to do some excersises to wake her up and get her ready for the day’s chores…



In the final part of Julie’s humiliating punishment weekend spanking she earns her sore wobbling butt a blistering strapping! You know that the polo shirted hero, Mike gives Julie’s delicious bottom his best attentions as it quickly turns a glowing shade of burning red! Mike of course shares this knowledge with us about her final strappings!

“Julie gets a sound strapping over the side of the couch after Sunday lunch and then she is ordered to scrub the entire floor. Upon inspection she didn’t clean underneath the tables and couch so she was bent over, skirt up, panties down and she got a sound bare bottom birching. Then she had to scrub the areas she neglected with her bottom bared!”



Now there are some fascinating punishments of girls in various sexy uniforms at the aptly named Spanked-in-Uniform.com and today I’m covering the latest updates which cover French maids, Nurses and Airline Attendants! Mmmm!

So to Birchrod Inn – the training hotel for errant hotel workers, waitresses and maids that have a real attitude problem and are sent to this institution for much needed correction and this latest movie is no exception!

Pretty Monique in the film “Attitude Adjustment”

This is the explanation of her discipline program: Young Monique was sent from the Castle Hotel because the little madam had an attitude problem. She felts she was above the menial tasks such as cleaning bathrooms etc. so her manager sent her to the Birchrod Inn for 3 days training. She was told by Mr Johnson to clean the hotel toilets with a toothbrush to teach her humility but she didn’t clean them properly so she was soon over his knee getting a good spanking. She was told  to clean them again but when she tried to run away, she was caught, got a quick over the leg spanking and a good hard birching over the back of the sofa!





Nurse Amy quickly learns that St Elizabeth’s is a Spanko Hospital!

Nurse Donna told the new nurse Amy that the uniform code at St Elizabeth is very strict and that Dr Johnson will spank her if she doesn’t wear her full clean uniform. Amy decided to show up the next day without panties and she even convinced Donna to take her own off as well. Obviously, Dr Johnson saw this disgraceful act and both nurses got a hard spanking then and were told to stand in the corner until he returned. When he came back he found the nurses rubbing lotion on each other’s sore bottoms so they were both laid over the hospital bed and they both got a hard strapping followed by more humiliating cornertime!





Leandra & Stacey’s slouching at Departures earns them “Posture training” discipline

Leandra and Stacey were on duty in Departures and when Mr Johnson went to check on them. He noticed that they were slouching and had shown bad posture bringing the airline’s appearance into disrepute! He took them upstairs for some “posture training”. With books on their heads, their skirts tucked in and their panties mid thigh, they had to learn to walk like proper young ladies. If the books fell, which they did, they were paddled. He then put them both over his knee and gave them both a much needed spanking and sent them back to the Departure Lounge.




To see all the latest punishments of girls in their uniforms – CLICK HERE

Hot Weekend Updates

Hi everyone, I never seem to have enough time to do anything I want nowadays. Suffice to say, I haven’t updated my blogs as I wanted but I know that will change soon as long as I get events in my private life under control! Don’t you hate it when you think one thing is sorted then another comes taking up your precious time? Familes *sigh* we love them, though, eh?

OK, today was the sort of day I really didn’t want to start uploadng shed loads of spanking erotica but I had no choice as I spent all of yesterday virually in negotiation with our fuckwit neighbour, the grumbling twat showed himself up so we got most of what we wanted without going to court, but we shall see. Anyway, I’m digressing as on an anniversary that not many of us will ever forget (being as it’s “9 11”) I really didn’t want to upload rude lewd images, but I relented – so apologies to anyone who might be offended seeing me upload what I can only descibe as red hot spanking porn, and the first update below is in honour of Amber Dawn – THE babe-alicious redhead from San Francisco!


She’s been busy herself with a stressful house move, so to celebrate that it’s now over, check out what I’m sure Amber will recognize as one of her more memorable roles in her old house with a stunning lookalike called Audrey Lords (I think she is from Romania originally, these 2 could be sisters….and that’s how I’m keeping it in my mind anyway…LOL!)


Amber really goes to town on this fellow hot redhead!

Spanked over Amber’s knee, Audrey is then ball gagged, cropped, paddled and frigged off with all manor of very naughty “toys” in a long exploration of pleasure and pain! Into redheads? Into lookalikes/sisters? Into red hot erotic spankings? I HAVE F*CKING WOOD, you can see why below!






Imagine the arousing scent of these 2 kitty-kats at play in that room, oh boy! Well, this is the sort of content very representative of when Amber gets horny and spanks hthe right girl! I seriously hope these 2 get back together again for another double show! You can see the FULL movie only at AmberSpanks.com

Talking of Amber’s house move, the below movie was the last she did there, I’m sure this movie with her man means a lot as well, and I love the way she cheeks back, Amber in full brat mode is an awesome sight, and you just know she’s gonna get it good!!! Check out one of the most recent updates now available for members of SpankAmber.com



Amber’s trademark red bubble butt is given a proper send off thrashing that members of SpankAmber have been viewing for years! Simply stunning, remember there is an option to sign up to both sites for just $29.95 (each site is under 20 Bucks normally) so this beauty just keeps on giving….


My spanking photo of the week must surely go to Earl Grey, the lucky git spanking Annabelle Lee’s tight red rounded rump at Firmhandspanking.com – Not only are all their latest movies filmed in fantastic locations, all the news girls are breath taking and this spanking of Annabel is doing nothing for my trouser rocket’s comfort!

Buns bouncing, petite cheerleader Annabelle Lee grits her teeth for a spanking to remember in “Cheer Coach”. Casually hanging out at the pool, she’s alarmed to see Coach Grey arrive. Taking her parents’ car without permission deserves a spanking…and that’s just what she gets, bent over with bikini panties round her ankles. Check out those tears and her bright red buns!


Early Grey has had some stunning girls to spank recently, including Alison Miller and Samantha Woodley, see all the free preview movie clips which will leave you wanting more (sorry about that) CLICK HERE


2 girls that have really caught my eye recently are Stacey and Leandra who lucky Mike from Holland is currently “schpaannnnking” at both his sites, I shall again feature these lovelies at his uniform site but today, I want to concnetrate on this dusky dark beauty, the very lovely Stacey at his Real-Life-Spankings.com website! Check out the images and what Mike had to say about the latest dusky temptress schpannnking!

“When we visited Stacey the other day she came down the stairs dressed in a way too provocative little dress and upon asking her it became clear that she put it on on purpose so she would get spanked again. Naughty thing! Well a sore bottom is what she got. I laid her over the arm of the cane chair in her living room and gave her a sound paddling with my ping-pong paddle and also 18 strokes with My trusty old worn out birch!”




& you might want to check out Mike’s other site HERE if you can’t wait for my updates, go grab yourself a peek at the latest full movie update from the St Elizabeth Hospital section as nurses Stacey and Leandra are given a proper hard punishment at the capable hands of Dr Johnson! (blonde Leandra gets off watching stacey spanked!!!) Click on image below to take you to the latest movie!


I am waiting for the very latest update to come out at SpankingOnline – (feel free to click on the link as I know they are planning an update this weekend) I was informed that the newest model is sex on a stick and a real filthy porno minx into spanking in a big way! I’ll make sure I get a special update on that as it sounds HOT, but in the meantime, I have noticed that a new film is out at NaughtyBottom for those fans who wish to download the odd film every now and then, and what a film it is. Catered for F/F lovers it stars popular British model Paige who foolishly decides to play with herself at work then have the temerity to get caught! Uh Oh! I feel a naughty spanking movie coming on! You can check out the FREE PREVIEW HERE

I have also graciously got you a few images as well! Enjoy and I hope your weekend wherever you may be, is going well!





Real Life Spankings – A Quick Review!

Domestic spankings have never been so good when they feature literally 100’s of exclusive girls never seen elsewhere, and these girls, mainly from Holland are spanked by the very lucky Mike, owner and “schpannnker” of Real-Life-Spankings.com OK, not all the girls featured here today are teens, hell, but we do get to see many 18 and 19 year olds bared and spanked as well as the majority of girls who should know far better in their very early twenties!

Girls are supposed to have matured by then, right? Wrong! We see how Mike tirelessly deals with one brat after another…and in all manner of humiliating positions, from OTK, bent over naked receiving the strap, cane, birch or anything that will mark the girl’s bottom and give her a proper reminder of what punishment is all about! All the girls are gorgeous, of course, and some of these are beyond that, they are stunning, as you’d expect from a nation like the Netherlands! Oh, and as they all speak impeccable English, what makes this more appealing for me is their accemts, the girls especially sound even cuter when they beg Mike to “Schtoppp!” 😀

Oh God, so where do I begin? Well, there has always been a few girls that stand out for me, and as they are featured in many many movies then these girls should be able to let you gauge what the site is about! Take the very lovely Sofia, below. Here you will see her often in trouble, crying out in pain, never learning her lesson, thankfully, as she appears again and again in some stunning movies! Like the one below, she has been involved with porn in her short life and in this film, though she is being rulered, you will see her tell-tale cum juice seeping out of her pussy despite the punishments, this is one very HOT naughty young lady!


I could be on here all day extolling the virtues of seeing these girls with their knickers removed and their bare bottoms turning very red, so I will let you see another minx that features heavily at Real-Life-Spankings and that is Natalie! This blonde bimbo has an amazing body, and just check out her gorgeous ass to die for!

Natalie – one of her many cornertimes after punishment!

In this punishment below (click images to view fully) Natalie’s bare bottom OTK spanking ends with a really humiliating and very painful time sat on a “stool of shame”…like a bed of hard nasty rubber nails, the last thing you’d want to sit on after a hard sound spanking! Eh?




Just so you are aware, these girls are properly punished as the evidence of seeing the results of a reddened bottom during and after a punishment! Best bent over, bottom bared, about to receive the leather strap or paddle! The below pics are just the tip of the vast archives filmed over 5-6 years!!!


All the movies come with Hi Res photos and capture many a tear stained and blubbing teen like Stacy (below) who you know has had a good hard punishment, I think more girls should wear heavy mascara so we can see more evidence of their tears!


WARNING: Viewing these girls punished WILL cause severe “trouser bumpage”