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Sad (but true) differences of the sexes!

I don’ t often publish those sort of internet letters that you’re supposed to forward on and so on, I hate that chain mail mentality, but every now and then, my mate who sends me them has a little gems like this one (most of them are dull or even vaguely racist and I bin those straight away… however this one I liked… see any of yourself here, ladies and gents?)

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

  • Take off clothes and place them in laundry basket according to lights and darks.
  • Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown.
  • If you see husband along the way, cover up any exposed areas.
  • Look at your womanly physique in the mirror – make mental note to do more sit-ups / leg-lifts, etc.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Use face cloth, arm cloth, leg cloth, long loofah, wide loofah and pumice stone.
  • Wash your hair once with cucumber and sage shampoo with 43 added vitamins.
  • Wash your hair again to make sure it’s clean.
  • Condition your hair with grapefruit mint conditioner enhanced.
  • Wash your face with crushed apricot facial scrub for ten minutes until red.
  • Wash entire rest of body with ginger nut and jaffa cake body wash.
  • Rinse conditioner off hair.
  • Shave armpits and legs.
  • Turn off shower.
  • Squeegee off all wet surfaces in shower.
  • Spray mould spots with Tile Cleaner.
  • Get out of shower.
  • Dry with towel the size of a small country.
  • Wrap hair in super absorbent towel.
  • Return to bedroom wearing long dressing gown and towel on head.
  • If you see partner along the way, cover up any exposed areas.

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A MAN:

  • Take off clothes while sitting on the edge of the bed and leave them in a pile.
  • Walk naked to the bathroom.
  • If you see partner along the way, shake your winkie at her making the ‘woo-woo’ sound.
  • Look at your manly physique in the mirror.
  • Look at the size of your “winkie” and scratch your bum.
  • Get in the shower.
  • Wash your face.
  • Wash your armpits.
  • Blow your nose in your hands and let the water rinse them off.
  • Fart and laugh at how loud it sounds in the shower.
  • Spend majority of time washing privates and surrounding area.
  • Wash your bum, leaving those coarse bum hairs stuck on the soap.
  • Wash your hair.
  • Make a Shampoo Mohican.
  • Wee.
  • Rinse off and get out of shower.
  • Partially dry off.
  • Fail to notice water on floor because curtain was hanging out of bath the whole time.
  • Admire or cringe at your winkie’s size in mirror again.
  • Leave shower curtain open, wet mat on floor, light and fan on.
  • Return to bedroom with towel around waist.
  • If you pass partner, pull off towel, shake your winkie at her and make the ‘woo-woo’ sound again.
  • Throw wet towel on bed.

Now that’s something I’m sure many of us can relate to: I’m hoping that you will also relate to the next few updates I’m about to show you below, taken from NorthernSpanking.com – they have been remarkably busy with some outstanding new films recently, featuring great storylines, amazing spanking actresses like the talented Zille Defeu (who I have to say I’m falling for in a BIG way) but there is so much more here as you’ll see below, some stuff here they’ve kept… like a fine wine, and only now have released it, like the amazing pairing of Niki Flynn, who I also once had the “pleasure” chastising several years back for another network I rarely mention nowadays (pity… as their older stuff really wasn’t too bad but “re-edit” and “rehash after rehash” is tiresome to say the least…)  so as I was saying the pairing of Niki with Pandora Blake together worked really well… unlike the “chalk and cheese” approach to showering by men and women 🙂

The full length movie (all parts) starring Niki & Pandora is now available:

If these images have grabbed your attention, imagine the long play movie and umpteen galleries with equally alluring images like these available for members, I have to say thsi was one of the hottest spanking punishment films I’d seen pandora and Niki in and they looked perfect for each other, a great pairing! You can of course view MORE HERE

As I said, seeing Zille Defeau with the added bonus of spanking and being spanked by (teen) Bailey Sullivan in their “What happens in Vegas…” movie takes a twisted turn (as I had hoped) when mobster Marcus Black has had enough of humiliating the girls and decides to punish them himself (who wouldn’t?) and so cue the scenes for the movie to take a dark turn with heavy strapping and caning scenes to make the girls pay for their casino losses! (This is a rather good movie, I might add!)

Northern Spanking

In the following images and free clip I have for you (below) you will see a stunning girl called Sophie who I have not seen anywhere else and it appears she is excluisve to GirlsSpankedhard.com – I wasn’t always a fan of this site at the beginning but as the girls have become far more beautiful and, in many cases excluisve like Sophie… it’s impossible NOT to like this site and some of the punishments carried out are watchable again and again… trust me, I should know… can you wear out .wmv files? (LOL)

As you’ll have seen from this amazing short free movie clip, Sophie’s beauty and reactions make her extremely addictive viewing! I have seen all her many films at this site and can DEFINITELY recommend it, this girl is so SO HOT!

Another girl who can take a severe punishment (& it so happens this is another paddling) is Lila – found mainly at RealSpankings.com – this is one of Lila’s earliest appearances when she had very long hair (you’ll know that currently her hair is cropped and has a blue dyed tuft in it) – It’s kind of cute to see her with this long hair, looking captivating in her cheer girl outfit getting a nasty punishment at the hands (& paddle) of Mr M. in this detention punishment!

Images below are screen grabs with a special free clip taken from the movie

You can see more of similar punishments like Lila’s HERE!

Finally, another old classic thanks to Clare Fonda’s excellent site Spankedcallgirls.com – & as I rummaged through the archives I came across this beautiful pair of clare’s girls… Kacy and red haired Vixen… OMG! Momma Clare is a mean bitch who makes redhead Vixen spank and punish Kacy as she is displeased with them both… however, when Clare is out of the room, Vixen feels sorry for her friend and they make out (deliciously… I love girl on girl playfun!) but alert Vixen hears Clare coming back and they quickly assume the OTK spanking psoition and as you’ll see from the images and free clip… it’s a fun but very naughty movie that is a joy to show you hidden away deep in the archives of SpankedCallgirls.com – Enjoy!

Full movies and lots of slutty girl/girl spankings and naughtiness on display HERE!

Spanked callgirls

Schoolgirl Diaries

This is another review, this time of a DVD made by Dropseat Productions – This DVD can only be found at Bobbie Tawse’s site Bobbiesdrop-seats.com where you can purchase some great clothing, fetish items, Drop Seat pajamas (of course) and there’s a naughtier section where you can purchase their DVDs, there’s currently 22 or 23 to choose from and all run at around an hour each. Now the reason I’m reviewing this is because with a recent delivery of 2 wonderful drop seat jim-jams (which I intend to use for our next film shoot in just over a week) I was given a DVD… I didn’t ask for this and it was a nice thought. I actually liked it a lot so felt I’d give you a chance to see some larger images and my perspective of my bonus present… it had the added bonus of starring 3 very attractive women, one of whom I had only seen in many sites before, Beverly Bacci – & as she was subbing, then this meant that this movie was filmed in 2008, so it was another chance for me to see another unseen (for me) Beverly in a naughty schoolgirl brat role playing alongside striking blonde Brooke Scott! These girls were terrorized by their rather stern and nasty headmistress, a Miss Natali Demore.

* Note: I love Googling actresses names as I often feel I’ve seen them before in vanilla porn -world and Google came up trumps with both Brooke & Natali who have starred in many naughty skin flicks and extremely revealing image sets… thank you, Google!

So here we are with a 4 part schoolgirl diary account of what goes on in the strict and exclusive “Maple Tree Acedemy” a special school for girls of very wealthy parents who are fed up with their daughters behavior, a final place to correct them before they either disown their children or cut off their generous Trust Fund Allowances! This film is cut into 4 parts and I have got you a brief description of each section along with some larger images that you can enjoy (I’ve reduced them in size from the actual screen images of the movie, but you’ll get the idea!)

Part 1: The First Day

The girls have no idea what they have let themselves in for… chatting arrogantly on their phones whilst waiting to meet the Headmistress of the new school they’ve been sent to. However, Miss Demore soon sorts out both girls explaining the rules (no phones, curfews and the wearing of correct school uniforms etc) all this upsets th egirls but not as much as when they are both spanked in front of each other, made to put on their school uniforms and return for a wooden paddling with their regulation knickers removed.

Part 2: Brooke’s Diary

Beautiful Brooke recalls the time she faced Miss Demore in her office as she had been sent there by another teacher fed up with her behavior in class for not paying attention, talking, bothering other girls and so on… so Miss Demore gave Brooke a bare bottom OTK spanking then made her sit at a small punishment desk to take a test with her bottom on full display after the hem of her dress had been pinned up revealing Brooke’s wobbling red shameful bottom!

Part 3: Standing in the Hall

Beverly was made to meet the headmistress for more punishment! She thought she could handle it, what was she going to do? Spank her? Pffft! She’s had that! Well, in a rather sexy scene (for us viewers!) we see Miss Demore take Beverly over her leg, leant against the table and Beverly’s full round bottom is given a good spanking, then her knickers are slowly, tantalisingly pulled down over her full cheeks and spanked some more before the twist! Miss Demore takes great delight in hand spanking Beverly’s thighs… on the back of her legs as well as on the front when she is made to sit down, with her privates on display. What we see next is her inner thighs given a good slapping until they are visibly red! This scene was pretty hot, in my opinion… and I didn’t expect this at all so was pleasantly surprised, see images from the movie scene below:

Part 4: Double Trouble

The girls are hauled in from their Gym class to explain the reports that Miss Demore had just received that they had both broken curfew again, staying out until all hours and drinking, which of course was strictly forbidden! As this is the Finale to this DVD, we are treated to scenes of both girls having to watch each other receiving their punishment, and even counting out the swats they receive whilst the other “thanks Headmistress” for the variety of instruments including hairbrushes and wooden paddles that are used across each girls bottom! She reminds them they are close to losing their Trust Funds and they comply and take their full humiliating punishment including a stinging hand strapping which Brooke really didn’t like and was close to tears!

You can order this DVD direct from Bobbiesdrop-seats.com

For other download options, you can check out cheaper alternatives like the Spanking Theater which has a decent collection of Dropseat films, I have highlighted a few personal faves of mine and also listed the exact Film Studio link below that if you wish to know more!

Something a little more severe!

In case you hadn’t realized this, Mood-Pictures are back (and have been for sometime) and they have a shiny new very navigable website with new options on how to view or download some of their finest (and most severe) films. There is the most popular membership option, giving you the choice of downloading their films at the best possible price – but there is also the possibility of downloading some of their films as one offs.

I had wanted to view the film I am about to feature below for some time and eventually took up a membership to Mood-Pictures.com – Now I have to admit that I’m not the most avid fan of some of their work as it is a little too severe and brutal at times for me… however… there is still a lot between the brutality that makes their films so very watchable… they are all long play movies with austere settings, some amazing East European girls and of course very real tears coming from the severity of the various punishments either by cane or whip! Anyway, please find below some scene images and the description of this film which has always captured my attention… and this is one evil mother of an F/F film… the evil that women do to each other…

This is the image that ALWAY attracted me to this movie, it’s a striking scene, eh?

“Unquestioning Obedience” is the first high-definition movie by Mood Pictures. Those that enjoy this sort of movie can now view the extreme beatings which the company had become famous for at a HD resolution size of 1280 x 720 (the downloadable WMV file of this long play movie is nearly 3Gb in size!) The Hungarian film makers had assembled an impressively attractive cast of victims for their 1st HD film – this was first aired in 2009. Half a dozen models get thrashed, 4 with the cane & 2 with a single tail whip. This film also featured the return at the time of previous Mood stalwart Angie Vicious & she has since made several films alongside the familiar and sadistic Lady Jessica. You’d probably recognize her in hard core porn films, like so many Hungarians, she was a vanilla hard core porn star aka Yvette Balcano. I’m sure I’ve seen her top previously at Spanked-Cutie as well – anyone viewing this film will realize she is more than capable of severely punishing female submissives.

What’s the story brief then? This movie features a household, where the rich mistress (Angie) hires beautiful young girls for big salary. The only drawback is that for this huge salary the girls must give up all their rights during the contract period. (What European Human Rights Act? oops!) They are treated as slaves, they skivvy, they clean, they obey and are kept behind bars, and are punished severely if they make the slightest mistake… or just punished at will, the girls never know when the next punishment will happen! So this is the idea behind “Unquestioning Obedience”! Their only hope is to be promoted as a Stable Girl, the highest position amongst the ‘slave girls’. the added bonus is that the Stable Girls are authorized to whip the others when required!

the girls line up for another inspection and expected beating…

You see in the opening scenes how the girls are interviewed and signed up, with the contract and the introduction to the unique household.

While all action scenes are good, there is a whipping scene that usually I wouldn’t normally be fond of watching but as it stars blonde Suzie Muller, a genuine lifestyle submissive, unlike many of the girls that are usually employed in it for the money at Mood, this girl wanted and needed her hard strokes and this scene clearly shows this in the most intense scene of the film in the stable. Miss Muller and her stable mate are hollering and screaming their lungs out – which to be honest after a while I’d tire of… but their reactions made this compulsive viewing!!!

By Mood standards, this is not as severe as some as the girls here, Cassie and Suzie “only” took around 50 whip lashes and it certainly isn’t as gory as many films I have seen from Mood in the past which goes to show that you don’t have to beat the living crap out of the girls, I wish they’d do more of these films as the punishments are way harsher than most Western girls would ever dare take…

More submission training & skivvying duties with bare bottoms on display

You may remember Mood went “offline” for a while and this film went up before all that hoo-hah – well, it’s the one film I had always wanted to watch and now that I have – is it worth it? Damn right it is! From the scene of the dormitory bedroom burned in my mind with those chequered black and white floor tiles, austere beds and girls bent over bottoms stuck up in the air… I knew I had to watch this one day and now that I have and am looking at other mood films… I am appreciating some of their work at last. The HD quality and photography is of course superb, the girls are stunning… take this beauty below punished and caned severely as yet another example of what I mean!

For a free preview of this movie and the many more via a membership you can check out the instant play clip below (courtesy of Teen Spanking Tube) and check out the banner for the full listings of films and single pay per download or DVD options available!

 

Classic Spankings from my hard drive :)

Schoolgirls and forgetful girls are the order of the start of this week’s updates… and I have gone the extra distance to bring you something you might not ordinarily have seen… as well as news of a brand new update where possible today and such… so I hope this mix today will get you interested in coming back for more spanking goodness!

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From the archives of SoundPunishment.com – they really do like to dress up their girls in the most authentic uniforms possible for naughty schoolgirls, and seeing Kali Redmond giving a very harsh slippering first thing in the morning… with the smell of breakfast coffee and freshly toasted English buttered crumpets (mmm) wafting up from downstairs… this girl’s day and week was off to an horrendous start! Check out the clip and images from it and you’ll gather why!

You can see the slippering scene of poor Kali (below) – he is really keen to ensure that her bottom stings as she rushes off for the school bus, isn’t he?

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Another unrelenting authoritarian figure is Mike from Holland! His girls all know full well that he takes no crap off them when they mess up and I have been rather pre-occupied recently watching girls with rather generous bottoms recently getting a proper hand smacking and more that leaves them very sore and I am just mesmerized by the sight of a very jigglesome pair of warm red globes!!! Well, Amy fits this bill perfectly… I can see why Mike has filmed her a lot at Real Life Spankings and in the scene below Amy is given a nasty caning … to which Mike humorously refers to as “A different kettle of fish” – Indeed it is, as poor Amy winces when her bare bottom is given a thorough caning, leaving us in no doubt at the end that she won’t forget to pay her bills on time! This is taken from the archives of Real Life Spankings

& look who is there right now! Possibly one of my favorite girls that Mike has been lucky enough to spank recently… Chervana! If cute brunette girls getting spanked are your thing, she will get you hooked in a flash! I’m a Chervana addict! I will post some images of her soon, but feel it’s only fair that members get to see the full glory that is this amazing young thing! (below)

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From something deep in my archives, I promised to remind and show you more of Sinn Sage and Chelsea Pfeiffer across my blogs, well, so you remember this at all? Now that the weather is finally turning for the good here, I am looking outdoors to wonder how I can entice girls into the woods and spank them where no one can hear their cries!!! Fear not, I remembered this classic from a couple of years back and as it had beautiful Sinn caught peeing on Chelsea’s property… this was begging for a nude, rude spanking movie to be made… and it was… and it is still one of my faves to this day! See why below!

Sinn thought no one was watching when she took a much needed pee and emptied her full bladder, gushing it out with great relief outdoors in the woods whilst she was hiking alone. But she had missed a poorly posted “NO TRESPASSING” sign and the owner of the property and woods, Chelsea, had been furiously watching it all – so she punished Sinn for violating her property with this “outrage”! As you can imagine, sexy Sinn was embarrassed to be caught peeing with her jeans and panties around her ankles, taken abruptly across Chelsea’s lap to be spanked.. and worse was to come! Chelsea began to enjoy “punishing” Sinn… parting her bright red bubble butt cheeks for a better look at her bare open pussy, spanking her harder and faster making Sinn squirm and her buttocks wobble as they turned a dark shade of crimson shame! A typically HOT F/F movie collaboration between Sinn and Chelsea as always and this movie does not disappoint!

Oops, forgot this back up too :)

Another recent piece I originally wrote myself, so only fair I get it back onto a blog hosted by me… waste not want not. & here is my original clip I cut and placed on the Teen Spanking Tube as well. Enjoy… I did writing up and researching the post, these things take time as any blogger will know… only fair I get a chance to air it myself than others who take credit for it and re-edit it with their own links FFS!

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*places soap box back in corner*

I managed to locate a few images taken directly from the archived movie inside the members area, this film represents an example of the sort of UK schoolgirl discipline films: harsh, humiliating and often severe at the hands of stern and experienced Masters or Head Mistresses. This is the sort of site that you get to see girls given the bare bottom discipline sadly lacking in today’s scholastic system – yes, some of us old ‘uns remember in our day, the terrifying swish of the cane or slipper as an effective behavioral modification tool!

The full film Sleepover with Sarah Collins can be viewed HERE

You might also want to check out these reminders of just how vast this site’s archives are spanning back many years with so many naughty girls bent over, bared and spanked! All images below lead to a specific free gallery.

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Ok, finally no more need to update or back up anything from where I was guest writing (obviously wouldn’t need to if my codes and links were untouched, but I guess I’m old fashioned like that, eh?). If you haven’t seen my latest update please go check out a mega promo site special at SpankingBlogg HERE

Have a great evening… Chief.

My Back up NaughtyBottom post

Jeez. This sucks! OK, It’s about a post I wrote for another blog, the reason I backed it up here and at SpankingBlogg and am publishing it at both my own blogs was because from the previous form I should have known that being invited to take over and write there was a mistake. This post proves the point, I’m not going to elaborate, just enjoy what was yet another piece of hard work that I won’t allow to get binned. So here is my back up post, that I kept – once bitten twice shy and all that… eh? Below is what I wrote on that particular blog. *sigh*

(More back up posts to follow – *sighs again*)

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It’s been a while since I last advised you about what is on offer at the hugely popular pay per download site NaughtyBottom.com (it’s NOT a streaming site so you get to KEEP the movies on your computer) – I’m sure many of you will know they have a special license for many of the best Xerotics films they hand pick over the years, some that I or others may overlook, but not them… and the films and reviews now are stunning! There’s a few special exclusives and packages too, many are also upgraded or remastered specifically for this site so you get the best quality possible.

Well, they have secured a license agreement with several top spanking producers and will be getting out more hand picked and top quality spanking films quite soon, the sort of films that this commentator loves to see! The latest batch, I have been reliably informed, is just the tip of the spanking iceberg, and when they get a whole load more films coming in soon… there was even talk of a flash new site redesign to reflect this.

the new films come courtesy of renowned spanking producer BunBeatingFun

Anyway, enough of my chattering and on with the news and free reviews I can point you in. This latest batch comes courtesy of renowned spanking site BunBeatingFun.com – the home of Red Hot Video productions and you will probably know by now that  this is where uppity, bratty and of course, very alluring and beautiful models are given the shock of their lives in the seedy motel locations where the film shoots are held (which I love) as many are spanked for the very first time with genuinely hard & severe OTK hand lashings making them scream or cry out in anger as these brats “get what’s coming to them!”

Just click on the larger images below which will take you to a special dedicated model page with a free film preview taken directly from the film… beware, though, these models are damned hot, I won’t give you a description as this is contained on the preview pages! Pick ‘n’ Mix courtesy of NaughtyBottom & BunbeatingFun!

Keli Anderson takes a very hard humiliating spanking… & more!

Stunning actress & model Julian Wells in her very 1st (& last?) spanking film!

Very naughty Hollie is now well known… see her when she 1st started out!

This film shows off her jigglesome bottom beautifully as she takes an OTK pounding

Kelly is the brattiest model with an attitude that needs some serious adjustment!

Barely 20, Brianna got a much deserved spanking for the 1st time in her life!
Check out the entire library of spanking movies HERE

Don’t forget that more new movies are being added all the time!

We suggest if you wanted to view more than a few movies above to purchase a membership from BunBeatingFun.comHave a good time checking out these buntastic spanking films!!!

Superb Spanking Updates & Images

Forgive me if you’ve seen this superb posting elsewhere, I was told I could guest write again at a certain blog only to be told I may now not (ho hum) so rather than waste this fantastic post that I spent an age researching and sourcing images and suchlike (any blogger will tell you that if you place some thought into your posts they take time, even a l’il ol’ promo piece like what you’re about to see!) Anyway, I decided to back it up here so you can see it as intended and I’ve added a couple of extra links to the Hi Res images!!! I won’t say anymore on the matter, so just enjoy this fabulous update I did a couple of days ago elsewhere.

FirmhandSpanking have the 2nd film of the newcomer Carey Brooks and I have immediately been smitten by her beautiful bubble butt that looks just so scrummy in those tight sexy panties… check out her 2nd Office Punishment at the well trained hands of Eric Strickman!

I did warn you that Carey has an amazing bubble butt, didn’t I? You can much much more of her and the ever present and popular girls that makes this site a “must see” at FirmHandSpanking such as Samantha Woodley, Alison Miller and Michaela McGowen alongside the fantastic new spanking talent like Adrienne Black and Annabelle Vanderwood (oh, Annabelle has a hot new film out this week too so check it out on the tour pages!)

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Since I am a little behind on catching up with the latest spankings and others have done this for me so I hope you don’t mind me bringing you a classic from around this time last year which makes visiting this blog more worthwhile!

It’s timeless anyway with the beautiful pouting bratty princess that is Amber “Pixie” Wells from Punishedbrats in what was probably one of my most memorable films I viewed from her last year! Absolutely stunning and sporting a tiny tattoo that Aunt Veronica spotted… well, Pixie sure got it… and got it good! If you’re not a member of this fine site you may not have seen some of these images as I’ve decided to show you some non promotional shots so all good things come to those that wait…

Pixie shows us why she is just so “more-ish” with that delighful tight firm bum given a good hard hairbrush punishment, she squela brats and squirms like no other and you can of course see this movie, along with 100′s more only from PunishedBrats.com

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Finally today from Triple A Spanking – AAAspanking.com I think I have brought you something no one else has shown which shows both Leia-Ann Woods and Pandora Blake in a really good long play schoolgirl movie that had these girls thrashed and thoroughly humiliated for an act of vandalism… something I’m all too aware of with blogging… and this felt apt in this 30+ minute film the girls are 1st questioned by an irate Headmistress, Miss Bradley, about how keyed the side of her Jag in the staff car park… the girls did it but keep lying until they are spanked and then under the threat of humiliating knickers down punishments, Pandora relents and admits it was her then explains they thought it was the pervy janitor’s car as he was always hanging around the girls changing rooms, catching a glimpse of their underwear… with his mop and bucket under the guise of various ”spillages”.

The janitor is none other than Paul Kennedy from Northern Spanking infamy making a guest appearance and this film has an amusing side and a great twist as the girls are placed on the chair by Miss Bradley and tharshed with a nasty hard wooden ruler then they suffer the ignomy of facing their “victim” the lecherous Mr Kennedy… who suspects there may be a spillage near the girls right now!

Pandora feels doubly humiliated when Miss Bradley invited the girls to apologize to Mr Kennedy, who then allows him to spank them… oh the shame of it, how their day had gone so badly!!! Below are a couple more images this time taken from the movie itself and there is a free clip I’ve found on the tour pages which shows a little of what I have described here as “Spillage” Kennedy has that particular honor in spanking the girls too! All in all, this is an excellent long play movie from the ever growing archives and schoolgirl section of AAAspanking!

Another superb HQ Image (below) taken from the film “Car Scratch” out now in full HD to download!